Help where can I find a girlfriend at?

Well I think i'm ready to begin dating and meeting cute girls now. I choke the chicken the couple times a day and its getting boring and I would like to have a special friend to share this sacred moment with. Anyways i'm looking for a hot girl about 5 foot 6 inches, double D cup and legs to kill. I'm kinda ugly so maybe some tips on how to look better would be nice too. where can i meet these beautiful women at???