Should Speedos just be outlawed?

No. They are normal bathing suit just like boardshorts and trunks. In the 1970s and early 80s, they were the norm and that's what all the cool guys wore to fit in and to impress the girls. So now all of a sudden they should be outlawed because a bunch of babies born in the 1980s and 1990s (who don't know squat about fashion sense and who are too stupid to know the difference between a bulge vs a openly on display) think it should. Plus, by outlawing speedos, we're alienating Europeans tourists who might just decide to spend their money elsewhere.